\nYou advance towards the butterflies. \n\nOnly these butterflies are not like what they are in your world. You look in amazement at the stick of butter with wings, flapping about in the air around you. \n\nYou grab one and take a lick. \n\n"Mmmm!" \n\nWill you...\n[[You go back inside to get an englislh muffin|English muffin]] or [[Put it in your pocket|pocket full of butter]]
You walk into the bathroom and find that the person in the mirror looks oddly unfamiliar. They have the face of a bird but the body of an octopus. You put your hand up, it puts its hand up. You stare it down, it stares you down. \n\nYou try to catch it off guard. You pause for a quick second, then [[bust a move|dumb]]. \n\nYou [[put some toothpaste on your toothbrush|Toothpaste]].
\nYou sign the paper. \n\n"MWAHAHAHAHAHA" smoke rises from the pond and the flowers turn into sharps rocks, the butterflies turn into bats, and the house turns decrepit and unlivable in. \n\nCongratulations on selling your soul to this foul creature. You really should have read his contract. \n\nYou imbecile.\n\nYou are dismayed. \nAll you can think to say is: "Youre a con, Tract!"\n\nYou remain in this world forever as the octo-bird's slave. \n\nYou imbecile.
\nYou approach the tulip garden. \n\nThese tulips were not like anything you'd ever seen before. (As if anything in this world was anywho)\n\nGrown out from the stem of the plant perched a pair of red lips.\n\nAs you walk towards it, you notice the flowers start to talk.... as if you can even call them flowers anymore. \n\n"Who are you?" they asked.\n"Why I am..." and you stopped for a moment... Who ARE you? Are you even the same person after you woke up in this crazy land? Is this all fake? Are you in a different dimension? Where did you come from? How did you get here? You sit down for a moment to take it all in, taking great care not to sit on the tulips.\n\n"TELL US!" cried the tulips\n\n"Well I would but-"\n\n"TELL US!!!!!!"\n\n"You see, I dont know quite-"\n\n"TELL US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"\n\nThey were making quite a fuss. You get very annoyed with them and sit on them. You hear muffled screams under you. You hate the fact that these tulips are more thought-provoking than yourself. You sit and ponder life. You will not get out of here if you keep going about like this. \n\nYou imbecile.
You go to the kitchen to make yourself some grub. You look in the window only to find that the person looks oddly unfamiliar. They have the face of a bird and the body of an octopus. It continues to staulk you with its beady little eyes. \n\nThere are some [[french fries|French Fries]], a [[black rasberry|Black Rasberry]], and a [[radish|Radish]].
\nYou respectfully decline the contract. \n\n"Wooooowwwwowowowowwow." Tract becomes very offended and slinks off past the view of the pond reflection. \n\nYou are at a loss for words. How are you going to get out of here??\n\nYou stand at the waters edge pondering your current situation and look at your reflection in the water. \n\nA mockingbird flies over head. \n"Hello there!" you say. \n"You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen." the mockingbird replied sarcastically. \n"Excuse me?" you raise your eyebrows.\n"It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer." it teased.\n\nYou decide to be the better person (or bird... whatever) and do not answer, you look down at the pond and pretend to ignore the mockingbird. \n\n"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" it cooed. \nYou give no response and it gets angry and pushes you into the pond. \n\n\n\n\nYou wake up in your normal bed, run to the mirror and rejoice in the absence of the octo-bird. You run to the kitchen in happiness at the normal foods there for you to eat and look outside to see you backyard as beautiful as you left it. Congrats, You are home!
You put some toothpaste on your toothbrush. \n\nThe creature in the mirror suddenly looks very appalled and walks out of the view of the mirror. Your reflection appears. You miss the octo-bird and hope it will come back to play with you some other time. \n\nThe toothpaste feels odd in your mouth. You cannot move your mouth now. You look in the mirror and bare your teeth only to find that your teeth are glued together! You are disgusted with yourself for using the toothpaste. \n\nYou imbecile.
\nYou approach the pond. \n\nYou can see all the way to the bottom of the crystal clear pond. The pond is oddly uninhabitted. Its beauty beckons you to kneel at the edge. You lean in closer to the water, almost touching the surface with the tip of your nose. Then, the octo-bird replaces your reflection. \n\nYou jump back in panic. "AHHHHHH!!!!" The reflection remains still and stares you dead in the eye. You try hard to look away but cannot. Its stare is binding. \n\n"I am Tract. I brought you into this world." It spoke. \n"WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING" you scream at the pond. \n"Because why not" Tract said matter-of-factly. \n"LET ME GO BACK!" You sound desperate. \n"Alrighttttt, maybe. Only on MY terms," it said, "If you go back you have to sign this paper"\nIt produces a paper with one of its tentacles. \n\nWill you [[Sign the paper|Sign contract]] or [[decline|End]]
\nYou grab the french fries. \n\n"SACRE BLEU!!!!!" They scream in terror. \n\nYou feel bad for the very small french men and put them back where you found them.\n\nDid you really think this would help you on your quest?\n\nYou imbecile.
\nYou take the radish. \n\n"This is a pretty cool vegetable," you say to yourself, "but not rad... its just a little bit rad" \n\n[[You eat the radish|Kitchen]].
You awake to find yourself in an odd bedroom unlike your own... but yet, just like it as well. You have morning breath and are very hungry. You go to the bathroom to [[brush your teeth|Bathroom]] or go to the kitchen to make yourself some [[grub|grub]]\n
\nYou venture outside. \nThe grass is lush over the rolling hills and a slight breeze blows gently on your face. \n\nYou see some [[butterflies|Butterflies]], a patch of [[tulips|Tulips]], and a [[small pond|Pond]].
\nYou put the butter in your pocket. \n\nAre you dumb? Its going to melt!\nYou have aquired a wet, buttery pocket and a pouty disposition. \n\nYou imbecile.
It mirrors your stupid attempt at dance. \n\nYou imbecile.
Youre an imbecile.
Allison Wilder
\nYou eat the radish and look out the kitchen window to see a beautiful garden, full of dazzling flowers, elegant birds and butterflies, and huge willow trees. You sense the octo-birds presence. \n\n[[You venture outside|Outside]] or [[go to the bathroom|Bathroom]]
\nYou go back inside to get an english muffin. \n\nYou reach into the cabinet only to find a miniture, fat english man sitting there in your cabinet. \n\n"Jolly ho!" it exclaims, "My, what a pleasant suprise! Do you happen to have any food?"\n\nHis muffin top overflows his shirt and a little of it pops out. Eww. \n\nHe does not look tasty. \n\nYou will not get out of this world lolly-gagging about like you do. \n\nYou imbecile.
\nYou pick up the black rasberry.\n\nYou are suprised to find many angry African Americans blowing rasberries at you. \n\nYou offer your apologies and put down the black rasberry.\n\nWhat were you thinking? \n\nYou imbecile.